it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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