so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
