is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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