You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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