so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
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