On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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