I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
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