After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
He told me they were just razor bumps!
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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