just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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