Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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