Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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