it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I'm really busy with my period
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