"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
im holly from the hills drunk
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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