ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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