check it out our google latitudes are spooning
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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