I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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