Your dad touched me again.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Randomize
