Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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