oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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