how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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