READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Randomize
