Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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