Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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