Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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