I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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