chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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