My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Well I just put wine in my tea
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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