So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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