I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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