The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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