I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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