the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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