He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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