I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
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