Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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