Im at strip club and am horny
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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