Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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