I just saw a hot homeless man
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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