I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
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