you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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