UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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