I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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