omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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