There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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