told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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