I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Randomize
