Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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