Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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