Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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