god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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