cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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