You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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