love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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