you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
He shit in the fireplace
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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