so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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