that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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