everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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