'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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